Time and time again, I find myself completely astounded by the marvels found out here in the West. Sometimes, something as spectacularly simple as a sunrise crawling over the glowing mesas can remind me why I fled...er, “peacefully retreated” the East Coast to come out West. But today I present to you, dear readers, a marvel that isn’t just part of the serene landscape, but a modern, mechanical beast that moves across it. That’s right--we’ve got ourselves a locomotive. A steam engine! A rail-riding testimony to human ingenuity! And we got a whole fleet of them!
"ANNOUNCING 'IKE INKBLOT BREWSTER'S KEYS TO SUCCESS'" Now, now, let’s keep the rabble down; I know that you’ve all been anticipating this for a long time now. Oh yes, [...]