Time and time again, I find myself completely astounded by the marvels found out here in the West. Sometimes, something as spectacularly simple as a sunrise crawling over the glowing mesas can remind me why I fled…er, “peacefully retreated” the East Coast to come out West.
But today I present to you, dear readers, a marvel that isn’t just part of the serene landscape, but a modern, mechanical beast that moves across it.
That’s right–we’ve got ourselves a locomotive. A steam engine! A rail-riding testimony to human ingenuity! And we got a whole fleet of them!
“Pinkertons Come West With Free Steam Keys” Dearest readers, consider this a letter from the Editor–that being me–as I’d like to announce the Pinkertons have arrived in our dear town. What’s worse is that they’ve taken quite the keen interest in yours truly, Ike “Inkblot” Brewster, and the release of my newest “Keys to Success” […]
“WANTED’S Progress Comes ‘Streaming’ In” Whew-wee, does it feel good to have my fingers back upon this here typewriter. As some of my readers may have noticed, ol’ Inkblot Brewster took a hiatus from the writing. That is not to say, however, that it was a planned vacation. What was intended to be a short […]
“ANNOUNCING ‘IKE INKBLOT BREWSTER’S KEYS TO SUCCESS’” Now, now, let’s keep the rabble down; I know that you’ve all been anticipating this for a long time now. Oh yes, this headline rings true: I have released my first chapter of Ike ‘Inkblot’ Brewster’s Keys to Success. As you men and women in the civilized parts […]
“The Beauty of the West” I’m afraid that I come off as a cynic, maybe even a bastard, when I constantly talk about how life out on the frontier is dangerous. Sure, you might run out of water and become a buzzard buffet, or you may fall into a ravine, breaking both of your legs […]